shmugging 

The act of mugging a shepherd in order to steal their smock

I went shmugging the other day and grabbed me this nice smock off some dozy shepherd

shmugging by Dr Handbrake January 29, 2021

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.

"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

Shagging Shirt by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014

Smuggling Bananas 

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil 

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.

Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

Smuggling the hot oil by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008

Smuggling tic tacs 

"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.

Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.

Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.

Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?

or

Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?

Smuggling tic tacs by Rymix September 2, 2006