shmuck fuck

1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.

Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"

shmuck fuck by Lara in love with Andrejs February 16, 2008

shluck fuck 

The female version of a hand job.

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

shluck fuck by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

Smuck Fuck 

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

Smuck Fuck by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

Shuck Fuck 

When farmers get lonely (once their daughters move out), sometimes they will shuck an ear of corn, and insert said ear into their own/acquaintance's/mistress/pig's anus. Shuck fuck.

I done been so lonely since Carla Jean went off to work at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace, that I had to resort to shuck fuckin! But there ain't no amount o' corn that can shuck fuck my depression away...

Shuck Fuck by Crusty Howard April 21, 2017

smuck fuck 

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.

Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!

smuck fuck by dustin smuck April 1, 2009

Schmuck Fuck 

Someone who thinks they are entitled and is beyond ridiculous in their actions. Another word for a Karen in sorts.

“Stop being a Schmuck Fuck, Karen!”

Schmuck Fuck by Tylar Storm August 24, 2021

shuck fuck 

The act of having sex in a corn maze

“Hey Stephanie, we're in a corn maze, this is a perfect opportunity to shuck fuck”

shuck fuck by I like kiddos May 14, 2024