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1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.

Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"

shmuck fuck by Lara in love with Andrejs February 16, 2008

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shluck fuck

The female version of a hand job.

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

shluck fuck by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

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Smuck Fuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

Smuck Fuck by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

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Shuck Fuck

When farmers get lonely (once their daughters move out), sometimes they will shuck an ear of corn, and insert said ear into their own/acquaintance's/mistress/pig's anus. Shuck fuck.

I done been so lonely since Carla Jean went off to work at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace, that I had to resort to shuck fuckin! But there ain't no amount o' corn that can shuck fuck my depression away...

Shuck Fuck by Crusty Howard April 21, 2017

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smuck fuck

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.

Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!

smuck fuck by dustin smuck April 1, 2009

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Schmuck Fuck

Someone who thinks they are entitled and is beyond ridiculous in their actions. Another word for a Karen in sorts.

“Stop being a Schmuck Fuck, Karen!”

Schmuck Fuck by Tylar Storm August 24, 2021

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shuck fuck

The act of having sex in a corn maze

“Hey Stephanie, we're in a corn maze, this is a perfect opportunity to shuck fuck”

shuck fuck by I like kiddos May 14, 2024

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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