shmopped

To get shit on and mopped on in convincing fashion

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH THAT NIGGA GOT SHMOPPED!!!!!

by Carlos Danger Jr November 24, 2013

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.

When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!

by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010

shopped

Photoshopped; manipulated with an image editor

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

by frothe March 31, 2008

shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.

Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one

by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010

this looks shopped

1) A 4chan meme used when implying that something is Photoshopped.

A picture of a person with the body of Hilary Clinton and the head of a dog. This would be the appropriate time to say "This looks shopped..."

by Debbie Hairless August 9, 2010

shopped

The passed tense of photoshopping an image to make you believe something was photographed, when in reality the incident never occured. Good examples at fark.com

"Did you see that nude photo of Britney Spears on the web?"

"Yeah. It was shopped"

by Stuart Davis May 13, 2004