shmooted 

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

shmooted by 3bc March 8, 2009

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shmoosted 

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

Shmoosted by Hindenburg March 9, 2012

shooted 

It's "Shot" not "Shooted" idiot.

You were not shooted at, you were shot at.

shooted by SirGaff May 7, 2018

Shmoofed 

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

Shmoofed by McNigger June 20, 2019

smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

smooted by eLMoe April 14, 2008

Shmoofed 

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

Shmoofed by Leroylogs July 1, 2016