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V. Any type of physical contact of a somewhat sexual nature with a member of the opposite sex. such as; kissing, making out, any kind of base and any form of "-job"

See "Shmootzen"
Chuck-"Did you see Franciny McDingle last night?"
Ralph-"Ya sure you betcha, I would shmootz her brains out."

Ralph- "I'm hanging out with Jalliqua tonight"
Chuck-"you finally gonna get some shmootzen?"
shmootz by shmorgensborgen July 11, 2010
Words you can keep
to bang, fuck, have sex , or "hit up"
are you going to go shmootz this girl tonight?

lets go shmootz some xbox
shmootz by jj,gallegos July 3, 2008
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Another term for (the action of) smoking
“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke
Shmotz by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018
A slang-term unique to Montreal referring to sweet, pure cocaine.
Yo! Call up the Ne-Yo, we gonna hit that shtootz tonight. Ya dig?!

SHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!

Fuck! That shit is the shtootz! DAMN!
shtootz by street_slanger(baKed) February 12, 2010
Hailing from the halls of Hawaii's colorful history, "shootz" stems from a dialect known as "pidgen," an English-ized mix of various languages. Used in place of "ok" or "cool."
Guy 1 : Lets go to da'kine
Guy 2 : Shootz bradda !
shootz by Ale January 31, 2005

Shmoozered 

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now
Ima bouta get shmoozered”
Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.
What is this schmootz on my shoe?
Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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