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V. Any type of physical contact of a somewhat sexual nature with a member of the opposite sex. such as; kissing, making out, any kind of base and any form of "-job"

See "Shmootzen"
Chuck-"Did you see Franciny McDingle last night?"
Ralph-"Ya sure you betcha, I would shmootz her brains out."

Ralph- "I'm hanging out with Jalliqua tonight"
Chuck-"you finally gonna get some shmootzen?"
by shmorgensborgen July 07, 2010
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to bang, fuck, have sex , or "hit up"
are you going to go shmootz this girl tonight?

lets go shmootz some xbox
by jj,gallegos June 29, 2008
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