shmoofiy 

a small, loose, crusty pussy

i bet u $5 that she has a shmoofiy

shmoofiy by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

shmoofty 

mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak

As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.

As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.

shmoofty by steve Elektro June 25, 2009

shmoofinder 

A successful app for finding local pussy.

(Tinder)

"This chick I found on Shmoofinder does ATM and everything. She's a keeper!!"

shmoofinder by Shmoofinder Pty Ltd May 17, 2016

Shmoofy

A derogatory nickname used to refer to a pedophilic individual. Commonly associated with a large bunda.

Dino - "Bro did you hear what happened at the party last night?"

Gamerguy579189 - "What happened?"

Dino - "This guy was being a shmoofy and touched Anand's bunda..."

Gamerguy579189 - "What a shmoofy"

Shmoofy by Yawnseef July 1, 2022

Shmoofy

An adjective used to describe dogs named Rufus. Only dogs named Rufus can be shmoofy. A common nickname for Rufuses is “Shmoofy Roofy”. All Roofys are shmoofy, but they all have varying degrees of shmoofiness. It just so happens that my dog is the shmoofiest Roofy in all the land.

(Also yes, I’m aware that roofie is also a drug term, it’s just a cute nickname I have for my dog, ok?)

Oh my god, he’s so shmoofy!

What a Shmoofy Roofy!

Shmoofy by FunkyLittleGoblin July 23, 2022

Shmooify 

An aspiring, amateur animator that became a trollge artist on youtube about 2 years ago.

Person 1: Hey watcha wactchin'?
Person 2: Shmooify, just uploaded a new incident.

Shmooify by The Godverse Desolator August 12, 2023