shmolik
a person with a small penis
shmolik by slonikproduction November 22, 2011
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shmoikey
Pronounced SHMOY-KEE
To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.
To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.
To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.
To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.
"He loses the money, and has the nerve to give ME the shmoikey!"
My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.
My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.
shmoikey by MEL ZIPCHITZ December 14, 2008
shmulik
Someone with great values.. sometimes, very charismatic. Can NOT use technology or understand it, also a very awkward fella. Great man overall
shmulik by likeisbestway5 July 9, 2019
Shmolie
Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.
Shmolie by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022