shmoge
Shmoge is better than you.
shmoge by every girl that has graced his presence February 17, 2005
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Blunderbussin Shmogoggular
A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.
Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022
Shmoigel
1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes
Shmoigel by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017
Shmole
A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.
JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Chad: Yeah bro.
JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
Shmode
Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.
Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.
Shmode by Loeb Loves mac and cheese June 22, 2019
Shmole
Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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