smexerton 

n. /smeks/ər/tən/: living testament of the rare affair between Smart and Sexy (the dying hybrid)

Originated by Melissa Tripp, creator of LiveDef clothing.

She's no smexerton. Her sex appeal is crazy but the smarts just aren't there.

smexerton by Melissa Tripp September 29, 2011

Smeeton

A deliciously handsome male with a genuine thirst for knowledge, a wicked sense of humour and sense of adventure. Great to look at. The envy of all other alpha males.

"He's gorgeous"
"He must be a smeeton"

"i've always wanted a smeeton"
"dont you think thats a little out of your league?"

"phwoar! Smeeton"

Smeeton by fizzwig September 28, 2012

Sexeroni 

Its like pepperoni, Only Sexy

"Welcome to Mr.Sexy's pizza! Today's special is sexeroni, its like pepperoni, only sexy...oh, you want some?...erm, were closed..."

Sexeroni by spearsFreakshow April 17, 2010

Smeeton FM 

Pirate garage radio station hosted by MC B8_spilz and DJ iDle M3rCy playing UK garage, jungle, Old Skool Drum n Bass, and classic gabber mixes

I tuned in to Smeeton FM last thursday and now my 16 year old son has to stay in supported living under constant observation for the saftey of him and those around him

Smeeton FM by echo419monty69 July 19, 2024