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A word to describe people who are uncool, annoying, homeless, music majors, kids at coffee shops, and/or pretty much anyone else that isn't you.

Groups of Shmergs can sometimes be referred to as "Shmerg City."
Look at that Shmerg.

We walked into the club, and it was Shmerg City.
by KyzerSoze November 10, 2010
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To cum on your partners abdomen, then lay on top of them creating a suction with sex sweat and cum.
After Don came on Amy's belly, he collapsed upon her, locking their bodies in a shmerg.
by Big DKBastard July 28, 2008
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