smeeze

combination of sleeze and smut. talking about an extremely dirty bitchhh.

That smeeze is so dirty that i made sure my boy wouldn't touch that nookie.

by hehhh July 13, 2006

smeeze

dirty ass slut; hoe, bitch

That smeeze has a fat ass.
Shut up you smeeze ass hoe.

by Doug E Fresh November 29, 2004

smeeze

To accidentally laugh, cough, or simply exhale while smoking out of a pipe, causing weed to fly out.

Don't say that joke while Jerry is hitting it, or he will smeeze.

Dude you smeezed!

by SirSmursALot January 16, 2009

smeeze

smoking up...usually pot or cigs

yo man im tryin to smeeze tonite

by lil ro August 29, 2004

smeeze

possibly the dirtiest word in the world. Smeeze is a form of dirty slut. It can also be used to describe a person who is a bitch, fag, pussy, or a person of questionable character. This person most likely has no self respect and enjoys receiving anal and oral sex. An utter embarassment.

"Have you met Patrick Fagerty?"
"Yeah, he's weird. I think he's a smeeze."

by benbell March 18, 2010

smeeze

Combination of SMILING and CHEESE! when taking a picture.

SMEEZE for the camera!

by smeezer June 1, 2011

smeeze

To make a mistake; to flake out

Yo I was supposed to chill with John tonight but I totally smeezed and went to Tim's party.

by JuiceDaG July 17, 2009