shmecture

a smackin and a lecture.

Muh momma gave meh a shmecture.

shmecture by 183921312 March 4, 2009

shoeture 

pronounced shoo-toor
Shoeture is a portmanteau of the words shoe and couture.

Shoeture reflects a culture of high-fashion shoe design. Most commonly associated with fashionable sneakers

Dude I just picked up the new limited-edition AF1's- that's some bomb shoeture.

shoeture by Grant Hooks February 19, 2008

Shmectored 

1.when you are very drunk/high.
or
2.just happy overall

dude! im so shmectored!

Shmectored by Robert Alex King April 15, 2011

Specture 

The love of life

I Specture when im Happy

Specture by time to suck your dick December 11, 2022

smexture 

something smells like how something else feels

example: smelling something and thinking it feels like powder

the smexture is so good

smexture by yoimsocool August 17, 2023

smexture 

A smell that has texture

“That smells like glitter”
“How the heck does something smell like glitter?”
“It’s a Smexture”

smexture by LJ07 August 17, 2023