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Muh momma gave meh a shmecture.

shmecture by 183921312 March 4, 2009
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shoeture 

pronounced shoo-toor
Shoeture is a portmanteau of the words shoe and couture.

Shoeture reflects a culture of high-fashion shoe design. Most commonly associated with fashionable sneakers
Dude I just picked up the new limited-edition AF1's- that's some bomb shoeture.
shoeture by Grant Hooks February 19, 2008
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Shmectored 

1.when you are very drunk/high.
or
2.just happy overall
dude! im so shmectored!
Shmectored by Robert Alex King April 15, 2011

Specture 

I Specture when im Happy
Specture by time to suck your dick December 11, 2022

smexture 

something smells like how something else feels

example: smelling something and thinking it feels like powder
the smexture is so good
smexture by yoimsocool August 17, 2023

smexture 

A smell that has texture
“That smells like glitter”
“How the heck does something smell like glitter?”
“It’s a Smexture”
smexture by LJ07 August 17, 2023
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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