Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.
We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .
by Dadgad September 29, 2014
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Sundaynightus

The diagnosis by fellow employees or your boss as to why you called out sick Monday morning.
Usually a lame excuse is used , usually a "sickness "excuse or some other poorly thought out reason.

Upon returning on Tuesday your miraculously cured of your ailment .
Joe has suffered from sundaynightus for the for the past 3 weeks .
by Dadgad September 23, 2014
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Slam shamied

To be completely fucked up on either drugs or alcohol
Wow Joe is really slam shamied, he's been doing coke and Yeager Meister all night
by Dadgad September 27, 2014
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Southern fried

A state of being stoned of being stoned south of the Mason-Dixon Line
Upon returning from Atlanta ,minus two ounces of weed that we left with ,you can say were southern fried.
by Dadgad September 21, 2014
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Feces pieces

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.
by Dadgad September 29, 2014
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Manayunk

A small town on the edge of Philadelphia where yuppies come to drink at overpriced bars catering to college students and young professionals and hipsters
Hey let's go to Manayunk this weekend so we can say we were there and get tanked, Because it's the place to be and maybe we will rent a house there with five other people so we can have a big party on the annual men's pro cycling championships.
by Dadgad September 28, 2014
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Pro Stock

Basically in layman's terms a pro stock is a hack, Someone who makes it through their career with little knowledge or common sense of the task which they are getting compensated to do.
This person is often preoccupied with the weekends partying scene on their mind on a Monday
This individual also may not possess his own tools use a laborers as if that were their own .
Can't believe joe gets paid to com to work, he's always borrowing Jose's tools , what a Pro Stock
by Dadgad September 16, 2014
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