The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.
I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.
by anonymous March 29, 2004
A noise that a glue stick makes when it hits the paper.Think about what I have said.:)
Alyssa hit the paper with the glue stick , the glue stick hit with a big splotch!
by Uhhhhhh that paper June 16, 2017
A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!
by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009
It is when you find a GOLD MINE TIK TOK money maker.

The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".
Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.
by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021