Definitions by lordplagus

shlotch 

A loose hanging vagina.

Man, look at that chick's shlotch, it's seem some action!

shlotch by lordplagus September 17, 2018

slutstenance 

The milky-white nutrient substance that whores must ingest to sustain themselves. Usually acquired through numerous sexual acts involving many, many men on a regular basis.

She was jerking off a new guy every night. That bitch needed her slutstenance.

slutstenance by lordplagus April 14, 2016

Lumberjackian 

Someone that who wears lumberjack clothing, gear and an occasional sombrero, but is neither a mexican nor a lumberjack. Usually has large amounts of hair and a crevat.

Mike: That would explain his facial-hair.
Jordan: It's called a crevat, you non-lumberjackian!

Lumberjackian by lordplagus March 19, 2011