An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.

If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.

shroomery by shroomee March 29, 2020

shroomerite

One who is a member of the shroomery.

Yeah I was just hanging out with those shroomerites, it was a blast, as always.

shroomerite by shroomerite February 12, 2005

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019

Shroomer

(Adjective):
Used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on 'shrooms. Usually accompanied by stories of "how far gone" they were during a recent trip. Also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of 'shrooms, in their home. Normally can't sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.

(Noteworthy point: A "shroomer" is not a person with a 'mushroom-looking haircut'. Only a fuckhead or somebody from Michigan would come up with that.)

Jack: "What the hell is Tim doing on top of the house?"
Chris: "It's ok, he's a shroomer. He's probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows."
Jack: "Fuckin' shroomers, always going apeshit. I wonder if he has any more left!? I wanna trip out too now, damn!"

Shroomer by KevinH112 August 18, 2009

Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

Shoomer by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026