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shlob my nob

Suck my dick, usu. very sloppily getting saliva all over the place.
"Wanna have sex?" - Bobber
"Naw, just shlob my nob." - Mobber
shlob my nob by MOBBER June 1, 2009
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Slob my nob 

Suck my dick
Shaneefa (yo bitch): Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Bitch you look fat in everything. The McDonald's did that to yo ass.
Shaneefa: NIGGA what you talkin' about.
You: You trippin' bitch. Slob my nob.
Slob my nob by Nick D February 7, 2003

Slob my nob 

slob my knob
Slob my nob by Anonymous February 17, 2003

slob on my nob 

"suck my dick"
Sean always says "slob on my nob"
slob on my nob by Chickie February 7, 2007

slob on my nob like the corn on the cob 

slob on my nob 

Slob on my nob is a cooler way of saying suck on my dick.
slob meaning sick and nob meaning dick.

originally first heard from the band 36 mafia in a song called-slob on my nob.
Yo frank, slob on my nob!

Lyrics from the song: Slob on my nob,like corn on the cob.
slob on my nob by Nick Pierce May 23, 2006

slob on my nob 

Suck a dick, or perform fellatio to be exact. Slob being a truncated pronounciation of "slobber" an the nob being the dick.
From the Mafia 666 lyrics "Slob on my nob, like corn on the cob."
slob on my nob by TwistedBitch April 1, 2008
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