shlob my nob Share definition Flag Suck my dick, usu. very sloppily getting saliva all over the place. "Wanna have sex?" - Bobber "Naw, just shlob my nob." - Mobber shlob my nob by MOBBER June 1, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the shlob my nob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch