1 definition by I am Achmed.
I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.
Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!
That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.
Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!
That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.
by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013