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Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.
Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"
Shlubby by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

Shlobby the Knobby 

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert
shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy
Shlobby the Knobby by Boryz October 21, 2019
Another word for pineapple, but it's just for me and my friends, you're not allowed to say it
(insert someone getting a backpack with a pineapple on it) Oh my gosh, that's so cute... I love the shebby on it!!!
(Shh - Libb - Eee) Noun. - A good friend or comrade. Usually used with a positive or affectionate connotation.
1. What's happening "Shlibby"?
2. Yo, "Shlibby", what up?
Shlibby by Whitney Walker August 20, 2006
The laziest person on earth he literally can’t use his vocal cords because there siting on the couch eating a bag of chips
Broham, Joe is so Shlabby he won’t even use the bathroom si he just pees on his tv!
something you call someone who is a "brother" or your "mang"
"Shebby da fuck are these niqqas sayin???!!!
shebby by Mang August 21, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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