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shlanger 

The males penis. Small or big. Other people prefer the word Cock or Dick.
Christian has a small shlanger
shlanger by Patrick May 13, 2005

shlanger 

Someone (usually male) who finds pleasure and security out of watching Gay fury midget porn.
*Woof* *moan* *bang*
john: wtf it that?!
issac: oh don’t worry it’s just Larry, what a shlanger !!
shlanger by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Ghurkin Shlanger 

Hardest cunts out there they originate from the bra and creator of bra boys. Known to run a muck down at the 35, not a group too fuck with.
Converstaion :

"Want to go down to maroubra"

"nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people"

Ghurkin Shlanger 

Hardest cunts out there, bread from the 35. Known to run a muck down at the bra.
person 1 "Come down to Maroubra

person 2 " Nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people "

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis
The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>
Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015
Pronounced Sh-k-ang-er. Plural shangers.The word shanger means someone who's a mad yolk, dope or ejit. A lover of the Ra. UP THE RA
"Ah lad ur some shanger"
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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