serious stainer

After taking a shit you keep wiping but it just won’t go clean.

Bro, i was stuck in the stall for 20minutes, i had a serious stainer!

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

ferocious fanny fever

When one’s fanny is constantly itching/stinging irregularly.

margret: Why are you itching your private area so ferociously!?
jane: sorry babes, i’ve got ferocious fanny fever.

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Loochie

when you sit on the toilet too long

“damn it’s been ages! omg a loochie”

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

peach pong

when two girls take it in turns bouncing off each other’s bunda whilst singing along to Little Mix

“cant wait for peach pong later! We should sing ‘shout out to my ex’ “

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.

bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 15, 2022

The Wankery

The name given to a specific room in a house dedicated to wanking. When 3 or more people use it once it becomes known as The Wankery.

paul, tim, simon: *wanking*
tim: Hey guys! looks like this is The Wankery now LOL
*continues*

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

shlanger

Someone (usually male) who finds pleasure and security out of watching Gay fury midget porn.

*Woof* *moan* *bang*
john: wtf it that?!
issac: oh don’t worry it’s just Larry, what a shlanger !!

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022