slambaste

v. to beat someone or slam them into a locker.
n. a good punch in the arm

Mom: "I'll slambaste you if you don't come downsstairs and clean the kitchen!"
Kid: "YES MA'AM!!!!"

slambaste by Candy T December 16, 2008

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Shamwasted

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked

Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!

Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

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scambaiter

Someone who leads on a internet scammer in order to waste their time and resources.

The mugu had no idea that his victim was actually a scambaiter.

scambaiter by Willy Stroker March 20, 2005

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Slamster

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

Slamster by Frog eyes January 2, 2012