slambaste 

v. to beat someone or slam them into a locker.
n. a good punch in the arm

Mom: "I'll slambaste you if you don't come downsstairs and clean the kitchen!"
Kid: "YES MA'AM!!!!"

slambaste by Candy T December 16, 2008

Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked

Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!

Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

scambaiter 

Someone who leads on a internet scammer in order to waste their time and resources.

The mugu had no idea that his victim was actually a scambaiter.

scambaiter by Willy Stroker March 20, 2005

Slamster 

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

Slamster by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

Slamtastic 

Of or pertaining to something extremely awesome and/or fantastic to the highest degree.

Wow! That party was Slamtastic!!

Slamtastic by Slam Not C July 12, 2009

lambasted 

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...

Man you just got lambasted by that girl

lambasted by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...

I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...

slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006