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Shkinny is a word used to decribe someone or something that is so skinny it is shkinny. You can also be referred as a "dying shkinny" if you make either wierd noises or are too skinny. People who are referred to as "shkinny" are also cool and popular. If someone ever calls you "shkinny" know that they think you are cool.
Lisa: Wow you're too shkinny
Colin: Thanks I'm a dying shkinny
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A word from Chaminade College in Toronto meaning small or something in a low incriment.
1. Bro, what did you do with my stang?!
2. I smoked it just a shkinny! Geeve bro, it was just one stang!
shkinny by Alexnoise December 17, 2008

shkinny nibbles 

Small poops. Often round, or spherical.
"Dude, I've been eating so much cheese that I drop shkinny nibbles."
shkinny nibbles by Pelican Joe January 24, 2008

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

National Skinnydipping Day 

August 13th~it's Real! When I can't do the real thing, I dip my foot in the wading pool & flash my boobs! I wonder how many people know about this holiday.
National Skinnydipping Day is Real & many people participate.

Skinny Jeans 

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

Skinny Living 

Skinny Living is a term that describes the financial reality and lifestyle of the working class. Hard graft on a low income with a lust for life, passion for family and an optimistic attitude about the future
He was broke, he was skinny living for years but he got lucky because he never gave up
Skinny Living by Illicitly January 1, 2022