shkared 

Someone is scared and sketchy at the same time.

Your friend thinks the police are looking for him, but they're not, and your friend is also scared out of his mind. He's shkared.

shkared by tripshit November 17, 2010

sheared peen 

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Shared Status 

On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.

Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)

Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game

or

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition

Shared Status has just occurred

Shared Status by CM Joker December 15, 2009

Shared Apartment 

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".

I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment

Shared Apartment by Pride rock concrete meme team July 20, 2021

shared skirt 

when two friends bag the same woman in different occasions.

(at a party)
Jim: "See her; I hit that last night."
Bob: "Who, Sheila? I hit it last week!"
together: "SHARED SKIRT!"

shared skirt by David Gilmore October 30, 2003

Sharedbrain Syndrome 

A brilliant idea that you come up with that you later find out that someone else has already thought of.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."

1.Coming up with a word or phrase that you think is really funny and original such as dudety. To describe male nudity in a film. Then finding out later that you just have Sharedbrain Syndrome.

2.I had this great idea the other day but i guess it was just sharedbrain syndrome.

Sharedbrain Syndrome by Fritztheten December 9, 2008

shkated 

So faded beyond belief usually a high from weed or wax

I wish i didn't smoke all of that tree, im so shkated i mopped the carpet!

shkated by sue carpenter hirko April 1, 2017