shizminute 

An exclamation following an incredible minute in your life.

That was a good shizminute!

Holy Shizminute!!

shizminute by The KerClaw December 10, 2010

shminutes 

Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.

We only got 15 shminutes so get the job done!

shminutes by Shhhhminutes January 12, 2021

Shiztinite 

The combination of Superman's only weakness and the ancient Gaelic word Shite (Origin of Shit)combined to create a word meant for both suprised and inconvienant situations

Holy "Shiztinite" Batman!

Shiztinite by ScottishMike72 May 4, 2009

Shizmite 

something you exclaim when just saying shiz isn't enough, it goes especially well when you are talking about something on you that hurts

A: (bangs hand on table) Holy shizmite knuckle hurts!

Shizmite by spicycupcake13 March 17, 2009

Shitminster 

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I was raised in Shitminster" "Shitminster is a shit city"

Shitminster by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023

shitminster 

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I'm from Shitminster." Or "Shitminster is a shit town".

shitminster by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023