shitminster

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I'm from Shitminster." Or "Shitminster is a shit town".

by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023

Shitminster

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I was raised in Shitminster" "Shitminster is a shit city"

by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitmester

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

Shitlister

1. (N) A person or group of people that are hated with such passion they are put on ones shit list.

2. (N) With enough passion to be put on one's shit list

Karen was being such a douchebag we all desided she was a shitlister

by Kbas and Kodak September 28, 2009

Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.

I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.

by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011

Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.

Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?

by casdebom April 30, 2010