Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.

... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk

by Sizzilian November 24, 2011

Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same

"... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk."

by Sizzilian December 11, 2011

Shixting

When you are taking a shit and you are texting someone at the same time

I was shixting this guy in the bathroom just now, he had no idea i was taking a dump the whole time we were chatting

by Sizzilian September 23, 2011