shixting

texting on the toilet while shitting

"What were you doing with your phone in the bathroom?"
"Shixting"

by chels313 May 5, 2010

Shixting

When you are taking a shit and you are texting someone at the same time

I was shixting this guy in the bathroom just now, he had no idea i was taking a dump the whole time we were chatting

by Sizzilian September 23, 2011

shixting

sending someone a picture of shit via cell phone. See 'sexting'. For some people, the terms are interchangeable (yuck!)

Come on, baby, no one's ever gotten suspended for shixting!

by Mitch Kumsteen January 6, 2010

Shixting

The act of texting while having a bowl movement.

I was shixting during my bathroom break.

by Mursenary September 5, 2010

Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018

Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015