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The Shitty Dollar Trick

The Shitty Dollar Trick occurs when an individual smears fecal matter (in this case, human fecal matter) on one side of a dollar bill. This dollar bill is then places on the ground, shitty-side down. An unsuspecting passer-by then picks up the shitty dollar and learns the definition of an unpleasant surprise. Distasteful? Probably.
"We just pulled the Shitty Dollar Trick on Dave's Great Grandmother!"

Shitty Diaper

A 5 layer beefy burrito from Taco Bell. It has the exact same weight, warmth, and tactile feel of a baby's diaper full of some hot steamy hemp rope.
I'm feeling pretty lunchy, let's head down to Taco Bell and scooped up a bag full of Shitty Diaper (s)!
Shitty Diaper by Shit the Bed Fred January 24, 2016

Shitty Devon

1/3 Bacardi 151 Proof

1/3 Sauza Gold Tequila

1/3 Dill Pickle Juice

Dash of Tabasco sauce

Stratford, Ontario variant of the Prairie Fire. Guaranteed to fuck someone's day up.
"See those loud drunk idiots up front? Give them four Shitty Devons, and make sure they know who bought them."

"You're the birthday girl? Have a Shitty Devon!"
Shitty Devon by McCooligan July 24, 2009

shitty dipping 

the act of swimming naked in a body of water with high levels of fecal contamination.
We went shitty dipping in the water, even though there was a recent sewage spill in the lake.

shitty driver 

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."

Shitty Ditty 

When something is all good, or you are in agreement with something someone says. Agreement, down, up for whatever the person says, excited.
That song was the jam! Shitty Ditty!

Did you dance with that girl? Shitty Ditty!
Shitty Ditty by Crock Enlow March 24, 2008