shitprise

much like a surprise, this is something tangible that one person usually gifts to another, however the gift is usually in poor taste, or is a last minute regifting present and the receiving party generally considers it to be shitty...thus, a shitprise

girl: "did you get some good birthday presents?"
other girl: yeah, except for what my bf gave me...man, that was a real shitprise."
girl: 'bummer...at least you can still return it!"

shitprise by casualtee May 3, 2008

shitpiece 

Used to describe something, someone or an event which is really annoying or stupid. Has more of a powerful meaning than calling someone a "piece of shit".

I told that "shitpiece" to turn the lights off 5 times now.

Shitpiece I told you to make me some food.

shitpiece by NEI L November 7, 2007

ShitRite 

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

ShitRite by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

Shitpile Paralysis 

1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.

2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.

I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.

Shitpile Paralysis by Kacinitis July 20, 2012

shitarse 

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.

Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.

shitarse by owmykidney March 28, 2015

Shitpissed 

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)

Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.

Shitpissed by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

big shitpile 

The part of a bank's or other lending institution's portfolio that is tied up in risky mortgages. Since many of these institutions are heavily into these loans, they become the 'big shitpile'.

The Big Shitpile Investment Banks are doing their damnedest to hide the full scale of their losses, by writing down only a little at a time.

big shitpile by Cowmix December 12, 2007