shiprise

A surprise that you get when you are on a ship.

SHIPRISE!!!! Since we are on a ship I think it is time for me to tell you that I'm pregnant and you are the father!

by morgee January 11, 2009

shitprise

much like a surprise, this is something tangible that one person usually gifts to another, however the gift is usually in poor taste, or is a last minute regifting present and the receiving party generally considers it to be shitty...thus, a shitprise

girl: "did you get some good birthday presents?"
other girl: yeah, except for what my bf gave me...man, that was a real shitprise."
girl: 'bummer...at least you can still return it!"

by casualtee May 3, 2008