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n. An expletive used to denote an intolerable or absurd situation. From the film "Drowning Mona," in which a character tells Bette Midler, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Her classic response is: "Well, what if life gives you a pile of shit? What do you make with that? Huh? Shit PIE?"
"My kid's flunking Algebra for the third time? Well, Shit PIE!" (May be one word as well, i.e., "shitpie," but two words allows for superior written emphasis)
shitpie by Moe hisownself April 8, 2007
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shitpiece 

Used to describe something, someone or an event which is really annoying or stupid. Has more of a powerful meaning than calling someone a "piece of shit".
I told that "shitpiece" to turn the lights off 5 times now.

Shitpiece I told you to make me some food.
shitpiece by NEI L November 7, 2007

A shit pie 

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.
Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.
A shit pie by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
A nonsensical word. Derivative of calling shotgun while going to the Piece.
-John, are you ok? You're bleeding from the head.

-Shotpiece
shotpiece by Blag June 11, 2004

Ripping shitties 

The act of performing a doughnut.
"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."
Ripping shitties by Shit ripper November 13, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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