n. An
expletive used to denote an intolerable or absurd situation. From the film "Drowning Mona," in which a character tells Bette Midler, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Her classic response is: "Well, what if life gives you a
pile of shit? What do you make
with that? Huh? Shit PIE?"
"My kid's flunking Algebra for
the third time? Well, Shit PIE!" (May be
one word as well, i.e., "shitpie," but
two words allows for superior written emphasis)