shitpie

A pie made of shit

MMmmmm, that shitpie sure is smellin tasty.

by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003

shitpie

n. An expletive used to denote an intolerable or absurd situation. From the film "Drowning Mona," in which a character tells Bette Midler, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Her classic response is: "Well, what if life gives you a pile of shit? What do you make with that? Huh? Shit PIE?"

"My kid's flunking Algebra for the third time? Well, Shit PIE!" (May be one word as well, i.e., "shitpie," but two words allows for superior written emphasis)

by Moe hisownself April 8, 2007

shitpiece

Used to describe something, someone or an event which is really annoying or stupid. Has more of a powerful meaning than calling someone a "piece of shit".

I told that "shitpiece" to turn the lights off 5 times now.

Shitpiece I told you to make me some food.

by NEI L November 7, 2007

A shit pie

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

shittiest musician ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded cache out June 1, 2013

shotpiece

A nonsensical word. Derivative of calling shotgun while going to the Piece.

-John, are you ok? You're bleeding from the head.

-Shotpiece

by Blag June 11, 2004

Ripping shitties

The act of performing a doughnut.

"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."

by Shit ripper November 13, 2011