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shitassed 

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An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.
"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"
shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits 

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Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!

shitpiss 

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The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.
"Dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a shitpiss all over his desk when he was at lunch."
shitpiss by Craven Morehead February 5, 2003

Shitfisted 

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the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.
Shitfisted by devilace July 24, 2009

shitpiss 

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The act of shitting that is of piss texture.
Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.
shitpiss by Fuck you February 21, 2003

shitpiss 

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i took a huge shitpiss all over that biatchs fupa and it smelled
shitpiss by gooch June 1, 2003
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Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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