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shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.
"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"
shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits 

Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!

shitpiss 

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.
"Dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a shitpiss all over his desk when he was at lunch."
shitpiss by Craven Morehead February 5, 2003

Shitfisted 

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.
Shitfisted by devilace July 24, 2009

shitpiss 

The act of shitting that is of piss texture.
Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.
shitpiss by Fuck you February 21, 2003

shitpiss 

i took a huge shitpiss all over that biatchs fupa and it smelled
shitpiss by gooch June 1, 2003