shitlung 

An idiot. A gobshite. A shit breather. A shitlung is a walking cancer, the guy who gives everyone brain aids. He's just a shit factory, spraying shit.

Shut up you fucking shitlung .

shitlung by 123xwy999 January 21, 2016

shitlings 

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .

Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.

shitlings by sheetling April 12, 2022

shitling 

A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.

Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.

shitling by toddlerhater February 13, 2022

shitlong 

equal in length as shitload is to volume

I've had this phone for a shitlong time.
That's a shitlong rope.

shitlong by jemery February 4, 2008

Shitsung

When something happens when you got self-pwned and you can't do anything about it.

Stemming from when you buy a Samsung Android device, it can crash or you'll never get upgrades or support sucks when you have problems - you got shitsunged.

My Android device is two versions behind and the company won't upgrade it even tho it was promised, I got shitsunged.

I bought a new car and the engine fell out, and the manufacturer does not admit it's a problem - I got shitsunged.

Shitsung by got_shitsunged September 24, 2011

Shitsung

The proper term for Samsung.

The Shitsung Galaxy S5 has the same fingerprint sensor as the iPhone 5s,but the unlocking method was "modified" just so Shitsung could avoid being sued,especially after the legal battle that took place in 2012.

Shitsung by iPhoneiPadiPodiMac August 5, 2014

shitling 

A little nugget of shit that's hard to push out

I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling

shitling by Juan scott September 30, 2017