The slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. Her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a Native American stereotype.
Possibly the worst books ever written.
denise: were going to shipley
peterbix: come on get your coat ben: fuck off its shit its always 25 past 11, and its fucking shitley anyway you silly bitch