Definitions by Teaboy

chicken nugget 

A lump of excretion which is stuck on an object once it has been removed from someone's anus.

I pulled out of her arse and saw a chicken nugget on my bellend!

chicken nugget by Teaboy June 8, 2005

photoshopped

When a photo has been digitally edited using photoshop. This normally involves celebrity porn or kittens.

That's not Britney Spears, that's been Photoshopped!

photoshopped by Teaboy April 10, 2004

shitleg

When one is not able to hold in a shit and it spills out and down one's leg(s)

You dirty shitleg

shitleg by Teaboy September 23, 2003

pork scratchings 

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

pork scratchings by Teaboy September 23, 2003