shitiblet

very small turds that felt massive on the way out

I turned around after tears of pain to see this little shitiblet.

by bill January 3, 2004

shitable

1. easy to shit on
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive

1. I can't find a bathroom... you're shitable, lie down.
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable

by Nan and Hasoon January 22, 2004

shitabetes

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

Shitibility

How likely an object or person is to shit itself on a regular basis.

Brad has such high shitibility, that all the pandas run away.

by muttmutt June 20, 2011

shitiquette

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

by Neologizer March 15, 2010

shiticle

a shit particle expelled anally via a fart...

Raul let one rip in a meeting, and everyone had to breathe his shiticles....

by Hippos4Life April 3, 2008