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Shit hair 

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.
Shit hair by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.
Crusty Shit Hair by Jake Tam June 17, 2008

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while
hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born
Crusty shit hair by Camels November 15, 2006

Shit Hair 

Someone who does not wash their hands after taking a dump. The behavior of running their hands through their hair in the mirror on the way out is sometimes observed.
Did Monica hear that Chandler's a dirty shit hair??!!
Shit Hair by Velma March 15, 2005

Shit hair cut 

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT
Shit hair cut by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi 

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.
Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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