shithair 

Someone with brown/brunette hair.
Formed as a counter to the racist term shitskin to remind neo-nazi types that all kinds of people have brown features.

Racist guy: Go back to Africa, you shitskin!

Black guy: Take a look in the mirror, shithair.

shithair by goyo December 19, 2017

Shit hair 

KSI's Cheetos.

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.

Shit hair by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

Crusty Shit Hair by Jake Tam June 17, 2008

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

Crusty shit hair by Camels November 15, 2006

Shit Hair 

Someone who does not wash their hands after taking a dump. The behavior of running their hands through their hair in the mirror on the way out is sometimes observed.

Did Monica hear that Chandler's a dirty shit hair??!!

Shit Hair by Velma March 15, 2005

Shit hair cut 

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.

Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT

Shit hair cut by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi 

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi by BambiBlade August 19, 2025