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Dayana Mendoza

Dayana Mendoza is the 5th venezuelan girls who wins the tittle of Miss Universe, she is a fine example of venezuelan womans, dark skin, beautiful eyes, amazing body, smart, fresh and amazing. Guys wants her, and some girls feel envy of her.
Most of the colombians hate her.

Gano Dayana Mendoza el Miss Universo

I wish my girlfriend look like Dayana Mendoza

Dayana Mendoza is so hot.

by Goyo August 18, 2008

Porn Browser

The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

by goyo July 2, 2016

Pussthetic

How the appearance of a pussy gives pleasure through beauty; pussy that is of pleasing appearance. Can often be enhanced with plastic surgery, lighting, makeup, etc.

Did you see that well-defined camel toe! It had such amazing pussthetic appeal!

by goyo July 11, 2016

Toxic workplace

The kind of workplace you leave as soon as you've saved enough fuck you money. No two weeks notice. Just leave and never show up again.

I left my lunch in a locked cabinet before I quit that sorry excuse for a company. It's such a toxic workplace, they won't even notice the smell. It'll just blend in with the rest of their bullshit.

by goyo August 14, 2016

six dick

A six pack and a large penis. From combining six pack and big dick

Amy: so how was Brad?
Jane: OMG he has a six dick.

by goyo July 12, 2019

shithair

Someone with brown/brunette hair.
Formed as a counter to the racist term shitskin to remind neo-nazi types that all kinds of people have brown features.

Racist guy: Go back to Africa, you shitskin!

Black guy: Take a look in the mirror, shithair.

by goyo December 19, 2017

Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

by goyo May 2, 2017