goyo's definitions
The rule that most women desire men with these three qualities:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
Jane: Does he pass rule 666?
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
by goyo May 9, 2017
Get the rule 666mug. Bob: Did you hear Jimmy vanting about his breakup?
Joe: Yeah, I'd be vanting like that too if a chick cheated on me and wrecked my car.
Joe: Yeah, I'd be vanting like that too if a chick cheated on me and wrecked my car.
by goyo March 18, 2025
Get the vantmug. Bitch The Fuck Out
by goyo January 23, 2018
Get the BTFOmug. The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.
Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!
by goyo July 2, 2016
Get the Porn Browsermug. When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
by goyo August 30, 2017
Get the ugly girl smashmug. The kind of workplace you leave as soon as you've saved enough fuck you money. No two weeks notice. Just leave and never show up again.
I left my lunch in a locked cabinet before I quit that sorry excuse for a company. It's such a toxic workplace, they won't even notice the smell. It'll just blend in with the rest of their bullshit.
by goyo August 14, 2016
Get the Toxic workplacemug. When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
by goyo May 21, 2016
Get the Moby Dickingmug.