shitgoun 

the act of shitting yourself in a wedding dress then rubbing it on the exterior

brittany pulled a shitgoun this year i guess its tradition!

shitgoun by kanehastlewood December 15, 2020

Shitgun

'Shitgun' can be called by one person out of more than one people that need a dump, and are faced with one toilet.

Adam: 'Christ, I need a shit, i'm touching cloth. As soon as we get home, im in there'

Joe: 'Bad luck bro, I already called shitgun on yo ass. Suffer!'

Shitgun by Drzygote June 21, 2007

Shitgun

Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.

"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."

Shitgun by Chase Cheffe May 26, 2009

shitgun snip 

What a player does in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 when they select a shotgun, preferably the Neostead 2000 combat, and select the 12 Gauge Slugs specialization and runs around rooftops or in buildings safe from harm and is able to snipe other players from a distance as if he had a "shotgun sniper".

Player1: SHIT! How the hell is that medic able to kill me from the top of the building when I was behind cover and across the street! Thats bullshit!

Player2: The shotgun is ridculous! You can shitgun snip!

shitgun snip by Onslauqht August 10, 2010

shitgunned

To take something noble and honorable and throw it all away in search of self promotion and damaged goods. Kind of like Anakin Skywalker threw away being the savior of the galaxy for Natalie Portman, only if you replace her w/ Lindsey Lohan and the cover of galactic douche magazine.

Darren was going to be a Jedi but he shitgunned it all and ended up getting killed by his son.

shitgunned by Snips. December 31, 2011

Shitgun

A maneuver popular amongst native Asian youths. It is executed by clasping both hands together with both index fingers extended, sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, and attempting to sodomize said person with the index fingers.

A little kid tried to shitgun me today and broke both of his index fingers.

Shitgun by mikook April 17, 2008

Shithound 

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.

The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.

Shithound by MattyG82 June 4, 2009