shit fountain

when poop is dipersed out of your rectum at an alarming pace, much like a fountain

i got so sick, i was a shit fountain

by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 6, 2003

shit fountain

When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.

I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.

by Cummy worm October 29, 2010

shit fountain

Is a fucking disgusting sculpture in Chicago. Thank G-d it doesn't smell.

Pics of Shit Fountain are frequently used in Wikipedia vandalism.

by Goon Man August 15, 2006

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Shit fountain

When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.

You: "I love the shit fountain!"

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020