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shitpissing

An individual, group or entity participating in an establishment, concept or field and impacting it negatively, to a point which the original establishment, concept or field either experience a setback in progress, no longer fulfill the original intent or becomes unrecognisable. Impact could be through direct or indirect action(s). Impact could be the result of intentional or unintentional infliction.
"Gender study students are shitpissing in the university's pool of logical, talented and successful alumni."

"Hip-hop acts in the rock hall of fame is shitpissing on rock music!"

"I’ll say it. $EOS is shitpissing in the crypto currency pool. They are setting the space back by years."
shitpissing by Johnny Crypto June 23, 2018
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elastic shitposting 

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.
Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

shit pissing faggot 

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??

Shitposting 

Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.
"What do I do when the Haters dab back?" - Jack Douglass

This is an example of shitposting.
Shitposting by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018

Shitmisting 

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles
yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting
Shitmisting by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

Realtime shitposting 

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

r/shitposting 

r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot
omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that