shitenfreude

Feeling pleasure when leaving a washroom and you see someone going into the stall you just used.

Dave felt shitenfreude when he saw his annoying coworker enter the stall that he just dumped two pounds of Mexican buffet into.

by jds2001 September 4, 2016

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Satenfreude

To take pleasure in the misery of Bitcoin investors when the price drops.

The feeling is often experienced by individuals about whom one or more of the following points may apply:
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin when the price was considerably lower.
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin during a recent dip in price.
- Firm belief that a different asset class (e.g. Gold) is a superior investment.

The word is derived from Satoshi, a fraction of a Bitcoin and often abbreviated to Sat, and schadenfreude.

A feeling of satenfreude came over me as the price of Bitcoin continued to tumble. Maybe those guys at the office will shut up about it now.

Mike just lost a ton of money on crypto. I feel nothing but satenfreude. Hopefully his Lambo breaks down on the freeway too.

by Townie not Turfer January 19, 2022

shartenfreude

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.

Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.

by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009

Spitzenfreude

1. Taking joy from someone's downfall as a result of being caught in a sex scandal.

2. Regional. Taking joy from someone contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

Emily reveled in Spitzenfreude when her husband's dalliances left him with a crotch full of itchy crabs.

by Orleans Perish July 25, 2008

Shattenfreude

deriving pleasure from someone else shitting himself.

Wow, that loudmouthed douche-nozzle keeps yelling "BOOM!" after finishing every set...aaaand he just pooped himself.

#shattenfreude

by MüsKnukl June 18, 2016

Shartenfreude

Enjoying someone's misfortune when they shit themselves.

It was a pure Shartenfreude moment when he was hoisted aloft towards that fountain. In Dublin.

by MrGibbon May 18, 2018