Shattenfreude

deriving pleasure from someone else shitting himself.

Wow, that loudmouthed douche-nozzle keeps yelling "BOOM!" after finishing every set...aaaand he just pooped himself.

#shattenfreude

Shattenfreude by MüsKnukl June 18, 2016

shartenfreude 

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

shartenfreude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Schaftenfreude 

Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted

From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune

"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."

Schaftenfreude by Schafter November 2, 2017

snottenfreude 

That feeling of joy you get when you blow your nose and finally dislodge that booger that's been bugging the shit out of you.

John blew his nose with a kthunk, then sat back and sighed, "Ahhhh, sweet snottenfreude."

snottenfreude by SpicyLemon March 10, 2014

Satenfreude 

To take pleasure in the misery of Bitcoin investors when the price drops.

The feeling is often experienced by individuals about whom one or more of the following points may apply:
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin when the price was considerably lower.
- Regret about not buying Bitcoin during a recent dip in price.
- Firm belief that a different asset class (e.g. Gold) is a superior investment.

The word is derived from Satoshi, a fraction of a Bitcoin and often abbreviated to Sat, and schadenfreude.

A feeling of satenfreude came over me as the price of Bitcoin continued to tumble. Maybe those guys at the office will shut up about it now.

Mike just lost a ton of money on crypto. I feel nothing but satenfreude. Hopefully his Lambo breaks down on the freeway too.

Satenfreude by Townie not Turfer January 19, 2022

shartenfreude 

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.

Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.

shartenfreude by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009

shaudenfreuder 

German.

To laugh at other people's misfortunes.

You are such a shaudenfreuderic bastard, Dan.

shaudenfreuder by Male Man December 10, 2004