shartenfreude
shartenfreude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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shartenfreude by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009
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Shartenfreude
Shartenfreude by MrGibbon May 18, 2018
Shartenfreude
The joy or happiness gained from witnessing the misfortune of another person's unintended soiling of their underwear whilst breaking wind.
Jeff: "Are farts solid? Because if not, I think I may of just shit myself!"
Phil: "Heh heh! Sounds like you've just touched cloth!"
Jeff: "I can't help but feel that you may be gaining a certain amount of shartenfreude from my unfortunate predicament."
Phil: "Heh heh! Sounds like you've just touched cloth!"
Jeff: "I can't help but feel that you may be gaining a certain amount of shartenfreude from my unfortunate predicament."
Shartenfreude by anonymous November 23, 2021
snarkenfreude
Derived from snark(a word that comes from the combination of snide and remark) and schadenfreude.
snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.
snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.
"But Mr. Vice-President," asked the reporter, unable to dampen his snarkenfreude, "doesn't a pace maker require the presence of an actual heart?"
snarkenfreude by SnarkybutSad August 28, 2007
Schaftenfreude
Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted
From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."
Schaftenfreude by Schafter November 2, 2017
snarkenfreude
A compound word combining snarky (itself a combination of snide and remark) and Schadefreude.
Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.
Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.
"Mr. Cheney," the reporter asked, barely hiding his snarkenfreude, "doesn't having a pacemaker require the presence of an actual heart?"
snarkenfreude by Rarl Kove August 26, 2007
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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