shitcack

Shitcack is the filth around a young man name Dirty David Dawbany and his retarded brother Dribbles Dawbany's mouths after eating dog shit to show people their "free chocolate" trick. It also discribes their mother Fat Old Dawbany's sexual desires.

Fat Old Dawbany: "Cover me in shitcack, bigboy"
Drbbles Dawbany: "uuuggghhh blugghhh shitcack gluuuughh"
Dirty David Dawbany: "OI WATCH MY CHOCOLATE TRICK!!! MMMMM SHITCACK!!"

by shittypoopie May 13, 2004

shitwack

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads

"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"

by DJsunkid December 30, 2005

Shitback

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

-verb
The act of producing a shitback

-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.

See also shitleg and shitbaby

Oh no, the kid's got shitback!

Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!

These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.

by ochawan October 13, 2008

shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

by niiien March 13, 2010

shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.

As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

shitcake

An offensive or loathsome person.

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

Shitcaker

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006