Shitcunted

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Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.

Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?

Geoff:Shitcunted.

Shitcunted by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009

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shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

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ShitCutest

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

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Shitcunt

The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."

George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!

Ali: Yes, George.

George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!

Shitcunt by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

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Shtunted

Being so irreversibly under the influence of alcohol that social ques and the surrounding environment no longer have any impact on a persons actions or decision making

Everyone got absolutely shtunted at Brads last night

Shtunted by Prerryprerrypeter July 16, 2020

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Shitcunt

The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.

You see that Shaun Dennis over there, he is such a fucking shitcunt

Shitcunt by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 16, 2010

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shitcunt

The most sarcastic, abusive, shitty cunt there is, globally recognised for his or her cuntishness.

That mph, what a complete shitcunt

shitcunt by Fade_and_Die May 23, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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