Shitcunted

Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.

Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?

Geoff:Shitcunted.

by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

ShitCutest

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

by фермаовочей October 20, 2020

Shitcunt

The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."

George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!

Ali: Yes, George.

George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Shtunted

Being so irreversibly under the influence of alcohol that social ques and the surrounding environment no longer have any impact on a persons actions or decision making

Everyone got absolutely shtunted at Brads last night

by Prerryprerrypeter July 16, 2020

Shitcunt

The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.

You see that Shaun Dennis over there, he is such a fucking shitcunt

by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 16, 2010

shitcunt

The most sarcastic, abusive, shitty cunt there is, globally recognised for his or her cuntishness.

That mph, what a complete shitcunt

by Fade_and_Die May 23, 2006