shitbed

An old, beat up, crappily functional thing, normally of a bigger size.

My computer is a shitbed because it's 10 years old!

by Hhcash November 1, 2008

shitted on

the act of someone totally and utterly making something or someone look misicule and insignificant.

1. josh just shitted on that guy in madden
2. i just shitted on the dishes right now

by nico assenti January 29, 2008

Shitbadger

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

by T Q February 20, 2017

shitberg

large mounded mass of turd that has so amply filled the toilet that a portion of the turd has risen above toilet water level, with the greater part of its bulk under the water, often inducing pride and relief in the deliverer

Hey everyone, come and take a look at my shitberg!

by Ayj August 1, 2006

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real

I Shitted In My Pants Man

by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021

shitberg

When a person takes a shit into the toilet in such a way that a piece of the shit sticks out above the water.

We're going to have a contest to see how tall of a shitberg we can coil into the toilet.

by Pacos Bill May 27, 2006

shitbid

The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.

I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.

by cober1 March 7, 2013