shibbatical 

A combination of the words "shit" and "sabbatical." When you have to take a crap and you know it will take a while and you requires some form of entertainment while doing your business. When going "on shibbatical" one might take a laptop, telephone, book, homework assignment, magazine, gameboy, or perhaps a portable television.

"Hey John O, where are you going with your laptop?"
"Dude, I ate a shitload of taco bell earlier, I'm going on shibbatical."

shibbatical by Mary K February 5, 2006

shibbatical 

A Glorious Defecation. An enjoyable bowel movement which incorporates, at a minimum, the following characteristics: a relaxed moment, free of time pressures or interruptions; comfortable accommodations; smooth passing; an easy wipe up; and most importantly - the moment constitutes a break from a less enjoyable activity. Extra credit: Great view/reading material, at the workplace on over-time, escape from family turmoil, someone you Love to share it with.

At first I was bummed to have to work that holiday, but then I took a shibbatical in the executive washroom while making time and a half!

shibbatical by jiminyturtle May 18, 2013

Skibbatical 

skib-bat-i-cal, (noun) \ski-'ba-ti-kel\ (sometimes misspelled: skibatical)

An extended break or hiatus from work, school or whoever bothers you, to go rip some turns by means of skis or a snowboard. Derivative of Sabbatical, but without getting paid.

1. Bro! I’m on skibbatical! (another way of saying “I’m unemployed!”)
2. Boss, I'd rather be on skibbatical than do more **** for you! (another way of saying you're soon to be unemployed.)

Skibbatical by C Stanford August 30, 2013

Shibatical 

1) A urban/ghetto mispronunciation of Shibitical

2) Get down and dirty

3) Just a shitty situation

1) "It's gonna get shibatical"

"Don't you mean shibitical?"

2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.

3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."

Shibatical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

Shibitical 

1) Acting crazy

2) Fun as Hell, Awesome

1) Your acting shibitical.

2) Tonight's gonna be shibitical.

Shibitical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

Soul Sabbatical 

A period of rest taken by the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans.

Guy #1: "Man, have you seen bill in a while?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I went to his house and he was in the middle of a soul sabbatical."

Soul Sabbatical by wussy February 26, 2010

sabbatical 

Leave time with pay granted to a teacher or professor after serving for six or seven years on the same faculty. Its purpose is to give an extended period of time for concentrated study.

A sabbatical year is a prolonged hiatus, typically one year, in the career of an otherwise successful individual taken in order to fulfill some dream, e.g. writing a book or travelling extensively. Some universities and other institutional employers of scientists, physicians, and/or academics offer a paid sabbatical as an employee benefit

I need a sabbatical to think over some things and get away from the daily routine.

sabbatical by Adanedhel July 3, 2005