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When two men, sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls, engage in casual conversation while defecating.
John and Paul were in the bathroom having a shit shat.
shit shat by Sammy Cat October 13, 2012
the art of taking someones candy bar when they arent looking and replacing it with a piece of human feces.
Shit Shat works best with baby ruth, butterfingers, and twix
Shit Shat by Dodongo56 January 5, 2011
Unworthy conversation, chit chat that is meaningless, bragging, fabricating,
Don't give me any shit shat about that.
shit shat by DOC JOE June 8, 2009
A chatty conversation that degenerates into flaming.
"...so, did you see that awesome movie yesterday?"
"Yeah, it sucked ass!"
"Are you kidding? It was epic!"
"You're a fuck face!"
"Oh, is that the best you can do, well..."
...
"@#&!@*#~! @#*($*@!~!! @#$(*!@(#*!@)$@$^$%(!!!"
"Right back at ya, big boy. Wow, this has been quite the shit shat."
shit shat by scikidus October 31, 2008
Shit shat said by Kelia
Shit shat by DD93742 November 8, 2019

Shit for Shat 

a term similar to "tit for tat" usually used in a competitive situation when the first player does badly and the next player has a chance to move ahead but does equally bad or worse than the first player.
We were bowling and Jim had two gutter balls, I was going to make him pay but I got 1 pin and a gutter ball, Shit for shat.
Shit for Shat by mophisto July 22, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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